Niccolò Machiavelli's Daily Quote of Realism and Sociopathy
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🎭 Niccolò Machiavelli's Daily Quote of Realism and Sociopathy
💰 Only $3 or bundled with ScanShow for $5
🧠 What is this?
An unapologetic desktop application that delivers daily quotes either pulled straight from Machiavelli's real writings — or from a newly unearthed hellbook known only as Satan’s Clusterfuck.
Each launch delivers a randomized, full-screen quote:
- 🧾 Real historical excerpts from The Prince, Discourses, and letters
- 😈 Invented, unhinged Machiavellianisms that sound too real to be fake
- 🔥 Latin epithets and damnations sourced from “Liber Obscura,” an in-universe tome of shadow philosophy
🕹️ Features:
- ⚖️ Real or fake? You’ll never know.
- 📜 Quotes in English and Latin, because pretentious evil sounds better that way.
- 🧠 No fluff — just power, manipulation, and existential agony.
- 🔁 New quote on every run
- 🧠 No login, no nonsense — just download, click, and get your daily dose of dark philosophy.
📌 System:
- 🖥️ Windows (.exe, standalone)
- 💾 No install needed. Portable & clean.
- 🧩 Built with Python, compiled with PyInstaller, and dressed in shadows.
- Windows 10 or 11
- 0.0001% of a functioning conscience
No installation needed. Just run the .exe
and read. Then reevaluate your values.
🔻 Ideal for:
- Game masters and fiction writers looking for daily inspiration
- Political science nerds
- Edge-lord philosophers and recovering Catholic school kids
- Anyone who read The Prince and went: "He kinda has a point…"
⚠️ Warning:
If you don’t like being told the truth in Latin by a man whose eyes burn with contempt...
This app is not for you.
- May cause existential dread.
- May result in more cunning political opinions.
- May be quoted at parties. You may not be invited back.
- Do not operate heavy moral machinery while using.
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A darkly hilarious daily quote app mixing real Machiavelli with unhinged sociopathy, shadow Latin, and mind-bending realism. The application, README, README Supplemental Latin Texts and .ico of the icon.
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