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Niccolò Machiavelli's Daily Quote of Realism and Sociopathy

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Niccolò Machiavelli's Daily Quote of Realism and Sociopathy

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🎭 Niccolò Machiavelli's Daily Quote of Realism and Sociopathy

💰 Only $3 or bundled with ScanShow for $5


🧠 What is this?

An unapologetic desktop application that delivers daily quotes either pulled straight from Machiavelli's real writings — or from a newly unearthed hellbook known only as Satan’s Clusterfuck.

Each launch delivers a randomized, full-screen quote:

  • 🧾 Real historical excerpts from The Prince, Discourses, and letters
  • 😈 Invented, unhinged Machiavellianisms that sound too real to be fake
  • 🔥 Latin epithets and damnations sourced from “Liber Obscura,” an in-universe tome of shadow philosophy

🕹️ Features:

  • ⚖️ Real or fake? You’ll never know.
  • 📜 Quotes in English and Latin, because pretentious evil sounds better that way.
  • 🧠 No fluff — just power, manipulation, and existential agony.
  • 🔁 New quote on every run
  • 🧠 No login, no nonsense — just download, click, and get your daily dose of dark philosophy.

📌 System:

  • 🖥️ Windows (.exe, standalone)
  • 💾 No install needed. Portable & clean.
  • 🧩 Built with Python, compiled with PyInstaller, and dressed in shadows.
  • Windows 10 or 11
  • 0.0001% of a functioning conscience

No installation needed. Just run the .exe and read. Then reevaluate your values.


🔻 Ideal for:

  • Game masters and fiction writers looking for daily inspiration
  • Political science nerds
  • Edge-lord philosophers and recovering Catholic school kids
  • Anyone who read The Prince and went: "He kinda has a point…"

⚠️ Warning:

If you don’t like being told the truth in Latin by a man whose eyes burn with contempt...
This app is not for you.

  • May cause existential dread.
  • May result in more cunning political opinions.
  • May be quoted at parties. You may not be invited back.
  • Do not operate heavy moral machinery while using.


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A darkly hilarious daily quote app mixing real Machiavelli with unhinged sociopathy, shadow Latin, and mind-bending realism. The application, README, README Supplemental Latin Texts and .ico of the icon.

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None. Niccolò wouldn't approve. Come on $3 for the sardonic wit of Machiavelli is worth a coffee.

Last updated Jun 9, 2025